like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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