The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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