final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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