She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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