can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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