ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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