Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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