is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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