You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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