He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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