He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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