somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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