in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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