I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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