I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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