Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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