Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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