once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think my moral compass just broke
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