Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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