what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Terrible idea I love it
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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