Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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