i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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