Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My vagina just clenched in fear
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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