Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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