The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My hand turned me down
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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