Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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