we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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