everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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