that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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