But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
