Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Still dying that you shit outside
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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