i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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