you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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