Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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