I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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