I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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