I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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