Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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