i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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