So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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