the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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