Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
