I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just pee around me
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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