The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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