Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's like God shit irony all over that family
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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