Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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