yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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