I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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