My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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