what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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