we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
