i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
