yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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