omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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