wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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